Top 10 Tiger Woods Jokes


Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife


What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards


Tiger Woods was injured in a car accident as he pulled out of his driveway early Friday morning.  It was Woods’ shortest drive since an errant tee shot at the US Open.


What was Tiger Woods doing out at 2.30 in the morning? He’d gone clubbing


Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron


Perhaps Tiger should be using a driver?


This is the first time Tiger’s ever failed to drive 300 yards


Apparently, Tiger admitted this crash was the closest shave he’s ever had. So Gillette has dropped his contract.


Tiger Woods wasn’t seriously injured in the crash. He’s still below par though


Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.


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One response to “Top 10 Tiger Woods Jokes

  1. Jake cowan

    What is the difference between santa and tiger woods
    santa stopped at three ho’s

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